Here's a tip for you fellas!

Always heed the word of a bear in trousers!

I fall down sometimes.

Sometimes alot!

If only you'd seen me back when I was headlining at the Copa!

Oh what gay times those were.

My best friend just turned 40!

I didn't throw him a party or buy him a gift. I'm the worst person in the world!

Did you know that I have a cat?

It's true! His name is Moe and I am a god to him.

It's Delicious!

I'm thinking of having my name legally changed to, "Chillable Red".

I have a new girlfriend!

It's true!
She's very relaxed.

DID YOU KNOW THAT I'M A "REPUBLICAN... DAMMIT?"

It's true! Most old white guys like me are.

I'm Old Now!

Behold My Glorious Oldness!

I can explain everything but the nighty.

Oh, I can explain the nighty too.

Have You Met My Friend Smitty?

We like cheese!

The diet starts tomorrow!

I Rock on the Outside...

But weep on the inside...

Watch me Rock!!

And afterwards roll!

Lately, I've been thinking...

...perhaps I need more "STRUCTURE" in my life.

I Just Love to Love!

You can't keep this much love bottled up!

Oh, there I am!

Sometimes a cocktail just isn't enough!

I'm almost finished redoing the pad!

I hope Smitty likes it.

I KEEP CHANGING MY PASSWORD...

...but King keeps figuring it out!