Saturday, January 21, 2006

I have a new girlfriend!


It's true!
She's very relaxed.

7 comments:

Ubermilf said...

What happened to "Chloroform Girl?"

Mr. King said...

Well, sadly, she had to be sent off to "Cooking, Cleaning and Satisfying Your Man School". It was a regretful decision but it had to be made quickly. ( The playoffs were on and all)

I only hope her experience can be an icon of behavior and a beacon for chicks everywhere to know when "the Hell to shut up."

Now, does anyone besides me realize I don't have a cocktail?

FDC

Mr. King said...

Are we still not speaking of the ill fated "Hatchet Girl?"

Dr. Sardonic said...

You say "girlfriend", I say "one-handed reading".

Mr. King said...

Oh you Sardonic!
I'm waving my fist and woofing at your "don't go there girlfriend" attitude.
Kudos on a zinger well posed!
TAKE THEM APPLES FDC!

Mr. King said...

As again jealousy rears it's ugly head, I am forced to remind you all that NONE OF YOU HAVE SEX. However thanks to the Darwin theory of Survival of the Fittest; I AM!

Sorry Dr., maybe there's something good on the Sci-Fi channel tonite.


FDC

Johnny Pipewrench said...

You stole my girl!
You took her! She took all my weed!
Now what?
Why? For the love of god! why?