Watch me ROCK'LL!
This blog is boring now.I'm going to have to hurl some choice Biblical insults.
Woe unto thee, thou relative of Herod, for you will be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber!
Harken, thou denizen of the underworld, for you will be kicked by an incontinent camel!
Listen, O ye armpit of Satan, for you will be whipped with a thousand scorpions!
Woe unto thee, O ye discourager of the brethren, for you will become as popular as a boil on the king's backside!
Thou shalt crash the king's best-loved chariot, O ye wayward winebibber!...wait, that one hit a little too close to home. Sorry.Not really. Winebibber!
"And the ten horns that you saw, and the wild beast, these will hate the harlot and make her devastated and naked, and will eat up her fleshy parts and will completely consume her with fire."Revelation 17:16use real bible stuff baby,FDC
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Watch me ROCK'LL!
This blog is boring now.
I'm going to have to hurl some choice Biblical insults.
Woe unto thee, thou relative of Herod, for you will be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber!
Harken, thou denizen of the underworld, for you will be kicked by an incontinent camel!
Listen, O ye armpit of Satan, for you will be whipped with a thousand scorpions!
Woe unto thee, O ye discourager of the brethren, for you will become as popular as a boil on the king's backside!
Thou shalt crash the king's best-loved chariot, O ye wayward winebibber!
...wait, that one hit a little too close to home. Sorry.
Not really. Winebibber!
"And the ten horns that you saw, and the wild beast, these will hate the harlot and make her devastated and naked, and will eat up her fleshy parts and will completely consume her with fire."
Revelation 17:16
use real bible stuff baby,
FDC
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