I'm Old Now!

Behold My Glorious Oldness!

I can explain everything but the nighty.

Oh, I can explain the nighty too.

Have You Met My Friend Smitty?

We like cheese!

The diet starts tomorrow!

I Rock on the Outside...

But weep on the inside...

Watch me Rock!!

And afterwards roll!

Lately, I've been thinking...

...perhaps I need more "STRUCTURE" in my life.

I Just Love to Love!

You can't keep this much love bottled up!

Oh, there I am!

Sometimes a cocktail just isn't enough!

I'm almost finished redoing the pad!

I hope Smitty likes it.

I KEEP CHANGING MY PASSWORD...

...but King keeps figuring it out!

Did you know I paint?

It's true... nudes mostly!

Now See Here Friend...

Here I am offering Robbie Fulks some solid constructive criticism on how his show could be THAT much better.

I've Had Some Problems With My Teefers!

You'll never guess how I did it!

It's laundry day!

Ask me anything about laundry, from how to remove stubborn stains from your delicates to how to remove stubborn delicates.

The Night of the RED CANDLE!!!

Dare we speak of it?

***FASHION UPDATE - HIDEOUS SHIRTS ARE IN!***

Fashionistas agree - indian blanket patterns are the new black! "Eye-catching" and "off-putting" are the rage this year and as always Eric Johnson is setting the pace.

God How I Love Them...

Good and good for you...

You Wanted Sexy...

You Got It!!!

I dare you to tell me otherwise!

I'm a Superstar! (actual photo)

Here are the two gentlemen who have been keeping me alive for the last ten years

Of course, I'm talking about Mr. Importantness and Rev. Jack

Eric's rambling advice to the lovelorn.