We've tip-toed around this long enough!

Me need job!

Here's a tip for you fellas!

Always heed the word of a bear in trousers!

I fall down sometimes.

Sometimes alot!

If only you'd seen me back when I was headlining at the Copa!

Oh what gay times those were.

My best friend just turned 40!

I didn't throw him a party or buy him a gift. I'm the worst person in the world!

Did you know that I have a cat?

It's true! His name is Moe and I am a god to him.

It's Delicious!

I'm thinking of having my name legally changed to, "Chillable Red".