<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890</id><updated>2012-02-10T07:48:45.405-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Fat Drunken Cupid</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>31</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-115514521091729246</id><published>2006-08-09T10:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-09T10:40:10.943-07:00</updated><title type='text'>We've tip-toed around this long enough!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7372/1620/1600/unemployed.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7372/1620/320/unemployed.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me need job!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-115514521091729246?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/115514521091729246/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=115514521091729246' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/115514521091729246'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/115514521091729246'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2006/08/weve-tip-toed-around-this-long-enough.html' title='We&apos;ve tip-toed around this long enough!'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-114671611099288505</id><published>2006-05-03T21:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-03T21:15:11.003-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Here's a tip for you fellas!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7372/1620/1600/twopinkonestink.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7372/1620/320/twopinkonestink.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Always heed the word of a bear in trousers!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-114671611099288505?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/114671611099288505/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=114671611099288505' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/114671611099288505'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/114671611099288505'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2006/05/heres-tip-for-you-fellas.html' title='Here&apos;s a tip for you fellas!'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-114272345342571922</id><published>2006-03-18T15:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-18T15:10:53.436-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I fall down sometimes.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7372/1620/1600/face-down-mud.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7372/1620/320/face-down-mud.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes alot!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-114272345342571922?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/114272345342571922/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=114272345342571922' title='11 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/114272345342571922'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/114272345342571922'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2006/03/i-fall-down-sometimes.html' title='I fall down sometimes.'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-114219481130111481</id><published>2006-03-12T12:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-12T12:20:11.316-08:00</updated><title type='text'>If only you'd seen me back when I was headlining at the Copa!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/lulu.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/lulu.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Oh what gay times those were.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-114219481130111481?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/114219481130111481/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=114219481130111481' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/114219481130111481'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/114219481130111481'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2006/03/if-only-youd-seen-me-back-when-i-was.html' title='If only you&apos;d seen me back when I was headlining at the Copa!'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-114133335761635288</id><published>2006-03-02T13:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-02T13:02:37.626-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My best friend just turned 40!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7372/1620/1600/headshot1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7372/1620/320/headshot1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; I didn't throw him a party or buy him a gift. I'm the worst person in the world!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-114133335761635288?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/114133335761635288/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=114133335761635288' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/114133335761635288'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/114133335761635288'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2006/03/my-best-friend-just-turned-40.html' title='My best friend just turned 40!'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-113859420465668217</id><published>2006-01-29T20:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-29T20:11:46.746-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Did you know that I have a cat?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/male-cat.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/male-cat.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's true! His name is Moe and I am a god to him.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-113859420465668217?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/113859420465668217/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=113859420465668217' title='11 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113859420465668217'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113859420465668217'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2006/01/did-you-know-that-i-have-cat.html' title='Did you know that I have a cat?'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-113814757497659729</id><published>2006-01-24T16:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-24T16:06:14.986-08:00</updated><title type='text'>It's Delicious!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/Franzia%20Chillable%20Red.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/Franzia%20Chillable%20Red.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm thinking of having my name legally changed to, "Chillable Red".&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-113814757497659729?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/113814757497659729/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=113814757497659729' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113814757497659729'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113814757497659729'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2006/01/its-delicious.html' title='It&apos;s Delicious!'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-113787097910466888</id><published>2006-01-21T11:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-21T11:16:19.123-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I have a new girlfriend!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/MJgirl.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/MJgirl.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's true!&lt;br /&gt;She's very relaxed.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-113787097910466888?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/113787097910466888/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=113787097910466888' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113787097910466888'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113787097910466888'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2006/01/i-have-new-girlfriend.html' title='I have a new girlfriend!'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-113635996361835718</id><published>2006-01-03T23:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-03T23:33:11.140-08:00</updated><title type='text'>DID YOU KNOW THAT I'M A "REPUBLICAN... DAMMIT?"</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/ERIC.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/ERIC.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; It's true! Most old white guys like me are.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-113635996361835718?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/113635996361835718/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=113635996361835718' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113635996361835718'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113635996361835718'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2006/01/did-you-know-that-im-republican-dammit.html' title='DID YOU KNOW THAT I&apos;M A &quot;REPUBLICAN... DAMMIT?&quot;'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-113512441996206107</id><published>2005-12-20T16:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-20T16:20:19.973-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm Old Now!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/FDCBday.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/FDCBday.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Behold My Glorious Oldness!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-113512441996206107?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/113512441996206107/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=113512441996206107' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113512441996206107'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113512441996206107'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2005/12/im-old-now.html' title='I&apos;m Old Now!'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-113462332287087868</id><published>2005-12-14T21:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-14T21:08:42.883-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I can explain everything but the nighty.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/idiot.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/idiot.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, I can explain the nighty too.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-113462332287087868?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/113462332287087868/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=113462332287087868' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113462332287087868'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113462332287087868'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2005/12/i-can-explain-everything-but-nighty.html' title='I can explain everything but the nighty.'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-113452926373885848</id><published>2005-12-13T18:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-13T19:01:03.746-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Have You Met My Friend Smitty?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/Smitty%26EricLOW.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/Smitty%26EricLOW.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We like cheese!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-113452926373885848?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/113452926373885848/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=113452926373885848' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113452926373885848'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113452926373885848'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2005/12/have-you-met-my-friend-smitty.html' title='Have You Met My Friend Smitty?'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-113341685651396490</id><published>2005-11-30T21:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-30T22:00:56.523-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The diet starts tomorrow!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/jerry.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/jerry.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-113341685651396490?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/113341685651396490/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=113341685651396490' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113341685651396490'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113341685651396490'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2005/11/diet-starts-tomorrow.html' title='The diet starts tomorrow!'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-113278476187362911</id><published>2005-11-23T14:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-23T14:26:01.883-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I Rock on the Outside...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/EricDrummingCry.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/EricDrummingCry.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But weep on the inside...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-113278476187362911?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/113278476187362911/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=113278476187362911' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113278476187362911'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113278476187362911'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2005/11/i-rock-on-outside.html' title='I Rock on the Outside...'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-113232657311006663</id><published>2005-11-18T07:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-18T07:09:33.126-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Watch me Rock!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3000/1622/1600/EPI_Flyer.1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3000/1622/320/EPI_Flyer.1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And afterwards roll!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-113232657311006663?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/113232657311006663/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=113232657311006663' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113232657311006663'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113232657311006663'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2005/11/watch-me-rock.html' title='Watch me Rock!!'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-113216040020629685</id><published>2005-11-16T08:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T10:26:10.573-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Lately, I've been thinking...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7372/1620/1600/structure.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7372/1620/320/structure.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...perhaps I need more "STRUCTURE" in my life.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-113216040020629685?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/113216040020629685/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=113216040020629685' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113216040020629685'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113216040020629685'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2005/11/lately-ive-been-thinking.html' title='Lately, I&apos;ve been thinking...'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-113201635458724029</id><published>2005-11-14T16:56:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-14T16:59:14.596-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I Just Love to Love!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/EJlove.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/EJlove.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/ejlove2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/ejlove2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/EJlove3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/EJlove3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/EJlove4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/EJlove4.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can't keep this much love bottled up!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-113201635458724029?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/113201635458724029/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=113201635458724029' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113201635458724029'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113201635458724029'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2005/11/i-just-love-to-love_14.html' title='I Just Love to Love!'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-113194837083065624</id><published>2005-11-13T22:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-13T22:06:10.840-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh, there I am!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/center.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/center.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-113194837083065624?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/113194837083065624/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=113194837083065624' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113194837083065624'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113194837083065624'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2005/11/oh-there-i-am.html' title='Oh, there I am!'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-113148986749817588</id><published>2005-11-08T14:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-08T14:44:27.500-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Sometimes a cocktail just isn't enough!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/pee.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/pee.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-113148986749817588?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/113148986749817588/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=113148986749817588' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113148986749817588'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113148986749817588'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2005/11/sometimes-cocktail-just-isnt-enough.html' title='Sometimes a cocktail just isn&apos;t enough!'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-113148960085797883</id><published>2005-11-08T14:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-08T14:40:00.866-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm almost finished redoing the pad!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/art.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/art.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hope Smitty likes it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-113148960085797883?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/113148960085797883/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=113148960085797883' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113148960085797883'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113148960085797883'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2005/11/im-almost-finished-redoing-pad.html' title='I&apos;m almost finished redoing the pad!'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-113148845170437872</id><published>2005-11-08T14:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-08T14:20:51.713-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I KEEP CHANGING MY PASSWORD...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/chain_smoker-tm.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/chain_smoker-tm.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...but King keeps figuring it out!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-113148845170437872?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/113148845170437872/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=113148845170437872' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113148845170437872'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113148845170437872'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2005/11/i-keep-changing-my-password.html' title='I KEEP CHANGING MY PASSWORD...'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-113052569360219000</id><published>2005-10-28T11:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-28T11:54:53.613-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Did you know I paint?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/randus22.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/randus22.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's true... nudes mostly!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-113052569360219000?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/113052569360219000/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=113052569360219000' title='11 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113052569360219000'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/113052569360219000'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2005/10/did-you-know-i-paint.html' title='Did you know I paint?'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-112925702503022384</id><published>2005-10-13T19:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-13T19:30:25.036-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Now See Here Friend...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3000/1622/1600/RobbieFulks.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3000/1622/320/RobbieFulks.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here I am offering Robbie Fulks some solid constructive criticism on how his show could be THAT much better.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-112925702503022384?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/112925702503022384/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=112925702503022384' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/112925702503022384'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/112925702503022384'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2005/10/now-see-here-friend.html' title='Now See Here Friend...'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-112908748047961602</id><published>2005-10-11T20:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-11T20:24:40.483-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I've Had Some Problems With My Teefers!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/crackedjohnson.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/crackedjohnson.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You'll never guess how I did it!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-112908748047961602?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/112908748047961602/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=112908748047961602' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/112908748047961602'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/112908748047961602'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2005/10/ive-had-some-problems-with-my-teefers.html' title='I&apos;ve Had Some Problems With My Teefers!'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-112904399023828603</id><published>2005-10-11T08:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-11T08:19:50.240-07:00</updated><title type='text'>It's laundry day!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/Laundryday.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/Laundryday.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ask me anything about laundry, from how to remove stubborn stains from your delicates to how to remove stubborn delicates.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-112904399023828603?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/112904399023828603/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=112904399023828603' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/112904399023828603'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/112904399023828603'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2005/10/its-laundry-day.html' title='It&apos;s laundry day!'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-112871790546679373</id><published>2005-10-07T13:40:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-07T13:45:05.470-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Night of the RED CANDLE!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3000/1622/1600/PotpourriCandle%28Red%29.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3000/1622/320/PotpourriCandle%28Red%29.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3000/1622/1600/RedCandle.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3000/1622/320/RedCandle.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dare we speak of it?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-112871790546679373?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/112871790546679373/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=112871790546679373' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/112871790546679373'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/112871790546679373'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2005/10/night-of-red-candle_07.html' title='The Night of the RED CANDLE!!!'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-112869409454306089</id><published>2005-10-07T06:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-07T07:08:14.550-07:00</updated><title type='text'>***FASHION UPDATE - HIDEOUS SHIRTS ARE IN!***</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/ugli.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/ugli.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fashionistas agree - indian blanket patterns are the new black! "Eye-catching" and "off-putting" are the rage this year and as always Eric Johnson is setting the pace.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-112869409454306089?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/112869409454306089/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=112869409454306089' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/112869409454306089'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/112869409454306089'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2005/10/fashion-update-hideous-shirts-are-in.html' title='***FASHION UPDATE - HIDEOUS SHIRTS ARE IN!***'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-112862885733977754</id><published>2005-10-06T12:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-06T13:00:57.343-07:00</updated><title type='text'>God How I Love Them...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/baby%20carrots.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/baby%20carrots.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good and good for you...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-112862885733977754?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/112862885733977754/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=112862885733977754' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/112862885733977754'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/112862885733977754'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2005/10/god-how-i-love-them.html' title='God How I Love Them...'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-112862137780039282</id><published>2005-10-06T10:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-10T10:02:40.766-07:00</updated><title type='text'>You Wanted Sexy...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/NowforSomethingEric1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/NowforSomethingEric1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You Got It!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I dare you to tell me otherwise!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm a Superstar! (actual photo)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-112862137780039282?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/112862137780039282/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=112862137780039282' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/112862137780039282'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/112862137780039282'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2005/10/you-wanted-sexy.html' title='You Wanted Sexy...'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-112862047243398235</id><published>2005-10-06T10:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-06T10:41:12.436-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Here are the two gentlemen who have been keeping me alive for the last ten years</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/1600/Bing%26Bob19981.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6537/1687/320/Bing%26Bob19981.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of course, I'm talking about &lt;a href="http://hypersleep.blogspot.com/"&gt;Mr. Importantness&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://askrevjack.blogspot.com/"&gt;Rev. Jack&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-112862047243398235?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/112862047243398235/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=112862047243398235' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/112862047243398235'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/112862047243398235'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2005/10/here-are-two-gentlemen-who-have-been.html' title='Here are the two gentlemen who have been keeping me alive for the last ten years'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17495890.post-112852608323534889</id><published>2005-10-05T08:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-13T19:39:05.636-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Eric's rambling advice to the lovelorn.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3000/1622/1600/LilRedCandle1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3000/1622/320/LilRedCandle1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7372/1620/1600/Johnsonv.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7372/1620/400/Johnsonv.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17495890-112852608323534889?l=fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/feeds/112852608323534889/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17495890&amp;postID=112852608323534889' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/112852608323534889'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17495890/posts/default/112852608323534889'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fatdrunkencupid.blogspot.com/2005/10/erics-rambling-advice-to-lovelorn.html' title='Eric&apos;s rambling advice to the lovelorn.'/><author><name>Mr. King</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11448481181589556849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NNsYxrhZQ6E/TzU8DsYl02I/AAAAAAAAAGs/HasagBm4nkI/s220/Billustrate.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
